If I fall down dead today, you’ll know why.
The nice folks at Crest sent me a few Crest Whitestrips to try out (which I greatly appreciated!). As a self-proclaimed coffee addict, it seemed like I would be a good person to give them a try! Perhaps they should have performed an intelligence test on me before sending me their product.
The first evening, I applied the strips as instructed and sat down to watch a TV show. The show was 1/2 hour long so I figured it was a good way of keeping track of the time. Except I fell asleep. I woke up three hours later and removed the strips – no harm, no foul.
Last night, I did the same thing but this time settled into bed to wait out the half hour. (See – this is where the lack of intelligence comes in. I really SHOULD have known better!)
I woke up this morning, rolled over to turn off my alarm clock and vaguely remembered the Whitestrips. What was it? Oh yeah, I should be taking them out.
But they weren’t there!
I checked ALL OVER the bed in case they had fallen off and even checked my hair (THAT could have been a bad scene). Nothing. I had Big J help me in my frantic search, laughing the entire time. Nothing.
The only thing I can figure is that I swallowed them.
I know. Ewww!
So if I fall over dead today, you’ll all know why. The good news is that my teeth look fantastic!
(Yes, those are really my teeth in the photo above.)
That’s going to have me smiling all day, LOL! I think you should wait that half hour standing up somewhere from now on…
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Hilarious — this made my day! I certainly hope nothing horrible happens… what a waste of an awesome bright white smile!
April – good idea. I should have done that last night!!
See this is what I do – I provide laughter and joy to all of my friends at my own peril. (And make you all feel so smart on top of it!)
I’m visiting and sharing the comment luv.
Your teeth are beautiful and possibly your digestive system is sparkly white too. One day they might show up and you’ll wonder what they were — and how these plasticy things got to where they were.
I think, though, that you’ve found the key to falling asleep — whiten your teeth!
“No, honey, mommmy’s not sleeping she’s cleaning her teeth.”